Friday, March 24, 2017

Ernest vonSchnitzel's NEW BIDNESS

I...   ERNEST vonSchnitzel am startin a NEW BIDNESS.  
    I am gonna go into comPAWtition with the folks at     BURP EASE   Seeds...       Of course my SIGNATURE... (Universally WELL KNOWN)  seeds will be for   ...  MILKBONE Plants
  Sorry this is so Dark...   Dad takes UGLY Pictures...   This will be the Entrance to MY NEW BIDNESS...  
 This is the OTHER side of my Road Side Sign...       Dad doesn't know HOW to do the Zoomie thingy...    BUTT TRUST ME...
MY sign DOES say    ERNEST's SEEDS.    

I will be taking ORDERS...  Soon.    AND the bestest news is...  I accept      FLEASA  Cards.
    Just sayin.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

O M D       OMD    look at what Emmy and Cocoa's Mom (Miss Saundra Romanus who is on FaceBark if YOU want to find them)  sent to US...   
     BAFFs Towels .... that are NOT gonna cause US to have Baffs...    

Here they are hanging in the Baffs Room....    that  thingy at the bottom is where Mom sits to put her paw covers on... after she has a Baff.       OMD  the Colors are just PAWFECT fur the colors of the Baffs Room...     MOM was THRILLED....   
 Here are Close Ups so you can see what Miss Saundra did sew on them.  
 HEY Ernie....   I hope this cute little birdie doesn't POOP in the Bubble Tub.  
 SNIFF your OWN ... Ernie.
 Mom folded the towels in Half....  they are Really LONG and VERY MUCH Soft...
   Frankie ... WHY are you on MY towel????
 OMD we BOTH just LOVE these...   Who WOULDN'T???  
 Did we mention that Cocoa and Emmy and their mom live HERE in PENCIL VANE E AH???   YES, they DO...    Not far from Pitch Burger.    
 Moooooom.....   I think Ernie is gonna wipe his Nose on the towel.  
I AM NOT.....   I am just feeling all the Softness...  and thinkin how GRAND these will look in the Baffs Room.
 BUTT WAIT....  THERE's MORE...
      Look what ELSE was in the Pressie Package...   MILK BONES ...
 OMD OMD     We are sending Sincere THANKS to Miss Saundra and Emmy and Cocoa...  
NOW THIS is how to chase the Winter BLAHS Completely away.      Just Sayin.   

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

OMD Look what came yesterday...

OMD   this was SUCH a Fabulous Surprise...       Look what our BELOVED FURENDS from CHEWY.COM Sent to our peeps...

We were STUNNED when  the Chewy.com Truck came rolling up our driveway...  beclaws  MOM has not been watching QVC lately     we had NOT ordered anythingy...

As soon as we Sniffed the Box we KNEW it was not fur US...   even though it SAID...  CHEWY.COM all over it...       So we just took a little nap while mom was opening it.  while MOM was going.... " SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
                             Frankie and Ernie's furends sent    US   something.    
   and OOOOOOH   LOOK AT THESE
  and    AWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww    
   and   OMD and stuffs... "
we just sat back and Watched the FUN.   
     MOM and DAD were BOTH Thrilled...  and   SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEing  all over the place... and saying stuffs like...  "LOOK at THESE.   OH HOW CUTE...     the Gold of the Werther's Candy really LOOKS like bubbly Beer... and the White Tissue looks like the FOAM on Top."
 WE thought that a good TOPPER was somethingy Delicious from Chewy.Com that goes on TOPPER of our SUPPERS...     Didn't YOU??????
    Well we DO know THIS....    our Peeps were totally Delighted by these Clever thingys.
CHEWY.COM  is the MOSTEST MARVELOUS BUNCH of PEEPS in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
     They are SOOOOOOOOO GOOD to all of US... and they don't leave our PEEPS Out Either.
          THAT is Why we LOVE THEM SO MUCH.  
                              CHEWY.COM     ROCKS
THANK YOU fur being so FABULOUS.   
Pee S...    MOM has already eaten like 87 of those Werther Candies...